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A FICTIONAL story about the Fat Tire Festival......Please keep in mind that all names have been changed to protect the guilty.....One day not so long ago, a jolly fellow name Seahorse and his lovely fiance Noreen, decided to attend a Fat Tire Festival with their THREE dogs. Seahorse and Noreen had a great time on Sat. at the festival but the dogs were a bit bored with being tied up all day. By night fall, the THREE dogs were irritable. When a certain Bike Club President tried to stop by the campsite, two of the three dogs tried to bite him. Seahorse, being completely horrified by the behavior of his dogs, decided to lock them in the car for the night. A little while later, one of Seahorse's friends noticed one of the dogs, free again, relieving itself in the middle of the field. After a quick check of the car, Seahorse realized that the dog had escaped because she had some digestive issues. Apparently, the dog's a** had EXPLODED all over the interior of our hero's car. This was not a good thing. After much swearing and cleaning, our hero was ready to get some sleep; after all, he had a long day of cleaning ahead of him on Sun. He had once again tied two of the dogs to the table in the campsite, but the third dog, the one with the offensive a**, he had tied to the bumper of his vehicle. This poor creature obviously did not feel well and proceeded to whine and howl and bark all night long, keeping ALL the campers awake. Finally, sometime in the middle of the night, an angel named Daffodil, came and requested that Seahorse and Noreen do something to quiet the poor animal down. Seahorse, being the brilliant hero that he is, decided to put the dog back in, you guessed it, THE CAR!! The scene in the morning was not pretty. Needless to say, the dog was not feeling well all night long and our friends Seahorse and Noreen were NOT happy in the morning. Apparently, the car contained about 6 hours worth of explosions. The five of them (THREE dogs and our hero and his lovely bride) drove home in defeat with all the windows down. THE ENDHope everyone had a better weekend than
this..... you didn't hear it from me!!!!
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